JAR NOTES

A few years back, I started what I refer to as “jar notes.” Whenever something good, memorable or just plain funny happens, I write it down and stick it in a jar to be read at the end of the year. It’s a New Year’s Resolution that’s stuck and that I actually enjoy doing. 

Here are the top 5 realizations I had after reading this past year’s jar notes:

  1. I have WAY too many crushes and get WAY too excited when one of them so much as looks in my general direction.
  2. I love pizza. I mean I REALLY love the za. Thank God I have the metabolism of a 5 year old.
  3. I supply WAY too much alcohol for other people. So, I guess in a way, I’m paying to have all of my friends…great.
  4. I think I might be one of the biggest Philly sports fans out there and literally have nothing to show for it. (I mean, come on, be better!)
  5. I’m freakin’ hilarious.